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Amazon seeks to offload $8B of Nvidia chips to investors

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cmiles8 · 1790953287 · focus · HN ↗
It’s starting… buckle up folks.
It’s a shame we won’t have Anthony Bourdain to explain this move to us in the AI implosion docu-flick that comes out in 2029. It’s not stale fish, it’s fish stew! It’s a whole new thing!
1. smallmancontrov · 1790954740 · focus · HN ↗
  We could have Selena Gomez explain to us how the rules that were put in place to stop the degenerate big-bank side-bets last time (ESLR) were repealed right before the next time (April 2026). She's only 34, so she'll probably be around for the next few cycles of this, too.
  1. cayleyh · 1790955501 · focus · HN ↗
    *staring blankly, mumbling "leave Selena alone" over and over and over again as I walk out into the ocean*
    AndrewDucker · 1790956253 · focus · HN ↗
    It's a reference to The Big Short, where Selena Gomez guested to explain Credit Default Swaps.
    (If you haven't seen it, you might think I'm joking. I'm not, and it's an amazing film.)

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