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Fuck Android Developer Verification Program

335 points · 139 comments · 0xcrypto

  1. bramhaag · · focus · HN ↗
    My account got closed for inactivity while I had multiple apps published. Google does not understand the concept of a finished app apparently, and requires you to continuously push updates or else you permanently lose your account with no way of reopening it.
    1. ur-whale · · focus · HN ↗
      > requires you to continuously push updates

      Sounds like a perfect job to automate by an always-on LLM.

      1. heckelson · · focus · HN ↗
        What happened to simple cron jobs?
        1. fortyseven · · focus · HN ↗
          I don't think cron can write code. Jokes aside, I suppose you could just alternate between two lines of code and just publish alternating patch versions. What a stupid situation, fuck Google.
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