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1. tantalor · 1790626819 · focus · HN ↗

   What happens when we're overrun by lizards?

   > No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.

   But aren't the snakes even worse?

   > Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.

   But then we're stuck with gorillas!

   > No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

   1. Groxx · 1790632068 · focus · HN ↗

      But we used global warming to eliminate winter! For the shareholders!

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