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Lab on a Contact Lens Can Measure Stress Through Serotonin

70 points · 26 comments · marc__1

  1. user2722 · · focus · HN ↗
    short sci-fi horror story follows:

    * Hello, we've called you to HR because we've detected you have been stressed at work.

    - Sure, some... overwork status after you reduce headcount, but nothing it isn't being managed with the hierarchy chain.

    * Glad to know. Be sure we, as a company, endeavour to have a stress-free workplace. You will be put in a Stress Workplace Reduction PIP, just as a formality of course; since you mentioned you have taken the appropriate steps to reduce stress you should pass the PIP, no need to stress about it! See you in a few weeks.

    - Er... Thanks......?

    1. goda90 · · focus · HN ↗
      Relevant I.T. Crowd scene: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;m.youtube.com&#x2F;watch?v=da4PhXJzDcs" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;m.youtube.com&#x2F;watch?v=da4PhXJzDcs
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