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1. binlog · 1790193980 · focus · HN ↗

   Step 1 - make a website that takes 3 seconds to load a blank page.

   Step 2 - bring it down to 1 second and pat yourself on the back.

   1. airstrike · 1790197609 · focus · HN ↗

      In Brazil they say you can make things better by first putting a goat in the living room. It's going to shit everywhere, chew, droll, and make a horrible mess.

      Take the goat out and your life will improve right away!

      1. schoen · 1790198956 · focus · HN ↗

         Also described as a traditional Yiddish folktale (a rabbi suggests responding to stress by moving a series of animals into the home, and then at the end they're removed and everything seems great by comparison!).

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