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'We hacked the FBI:' Hackers say they have data on all FBI employees

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  1. steveBK123 · · focus · HN ↗
    Claiming they got all employee & spouse data.

    Wondering about pets..

    1. autoexec · · focus · HN ↗
      It's too soon for bestiality enthusiasts to show up in their records. Any new hires to the FBI are going to be immediately suspect though
      1. riffraff · · focus · HN ↗
        Reference for people who missed this wonderful beat of comedy between senator Kennedy and FBI director

        <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;youtube.com&#x2F;shorts&#x2F;BTNmtMB2Pyw?is=K05pyS9GdrS7O3WR" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;youtube.com&#x2F;shorts&#x2F;BTNmtMB2Pyw?is=K05pyS9GdrS7O3WR

        1. stephbook · · focus · HN ↗
          The FBI now hires life forms engaged in bestiality, either active or passive.

          I didn&#x27;t really know passive bestiality was a problem, I thought you&#x27;re a victim then. (Apart from the obvious fact you&#x27;re then an ... animal.)

        2. autoexec · · focus · HN ↗
          &quot;Ain&#x27;t no rule that says a dog can&#x27;t apply to the FBI&quot;
    2. Melatonic · · focus · HN ↗
      What if the hackers ARE the pets ?!
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