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San Francisco Onion Futures Company

398 points · 179 comments · z-mach9

  1. joegibbs · · focus · HN ↗
    Why was the law against onion futures passed in the first place? Couldn’t the same scheme be done with garlic, or sweet potatoes, or turnips or something?
    1. pjc50 · · focus · HN ↗
      Because American lawmakers are weirdly specific brainless creatures. This is how you get all those laws named after individuals like Megan, and my other specific fave, the Video Rental Records Privacy Act.

      Shall we address the general question of privacy, or just close the particular breach that affected a congressman? You know it's going to be the latter.

      1. zugi · · focus · HN ↗
        The particular brainless lawmaker behind this act went on to become President. I think that shows Americans love and reward brainless lawmakers for creating these brainless laws.
        1. joecool1029 · · focus · HN ↗
          To be fair it’s probably important to note he was never elected president…
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