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I built the fastest PHP webserver in the world

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  1. dreadnip · · focus · HN ↗
    People have been using pcntl_fork to speed up PHP code since the 90s. It seems good on paper, can produce an "impressive" demo and falls apart quickly on real world projects and use cases. This is nothing more than LLM slop/psychosis.
    1. brandon272 · · focus · HN ↗
      What do you mean LLM slop? OP says they built it themselves.
      1. wavemode · · focus · HN ↗
        over 100K lines of code materialized over the course of 3 weeks and is full of em dashes. I think we can reasonably assume here...
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