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I built the fastest PHP webserver in the world

44 points · 77 comments · EGreg

  1. BatchJob · · focus · HN ↗
    You can see the slop through the headline. No need to click. Posts like this are turning the internet into a trash pile. Nobody needs this slop, abandonware.

    Heres the template:

    "I" <--- prompted some LLM

    "built" <--- to generate code for a

    "fastest" <-- insert specious claim here

    "PHP server" <-- thing

    "And I prompted the LLM to build a website" <---- link

    Im sorry folks but this just doesnt cut it anymore. I dont think it ever did.

    1. ceejayoz · · focus · HN ↗
      I saw someone promote their new simple framework today. It was all TODOs.
      1. EGreg · · focus · HN ↗
        And this one has a working webserver you can run in one command, a graphical user interface and real-time dashboard, tests to prove the claims, and example apps to make it easy to start. Not to mention that you can run your existing PHP apps unmodified with it just like you can with php-fpm.
        1. ceejayoz · · focus · HN ↗
          All that may be true! Some of these projects are genuinely awesome.

          The problem is having to wade through it all. I have finite time.

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