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1. olex · 1785513747 · focus · HN ↗

   The biggest problem I always have with elevators is not the algorithm, it's the people seemingly being unable to grasp the concept of pressing either the up or the down request button, depending on where they want to go. Almost always I find someone will press both, because "then the elevator comes faster". Completely ignoring the fact that they end up going the wrong way first half the time, and adding an unnecessary halt for everyone already in there. How hard can it be to understand?..

   1. trivo · 1785514036 · focus · HN ↗

      And then when the elevator door opens, they ask the people inside: "Are you going up or down?" There's an arrow showing that, for Christ's sake.

      1. gabrieledarrigo · 1785518075 · focus · HN ↗

         "Questions are never indiscreet. Answers sometimes are."

         1. GurnBlandston · 1785522456 · focus · HN ↗

            "Have you stopped urinating in public?"
         2. NetMageSCW · 1785798337 · focus · HN ↗

            When did you stop beating your wife?

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